suicideinnigeria When FG finally bans sniper, what happens to stubborn cockroaches

With the increasing rate of suicide in  Nigeria and the future still looking so bleak. Reno Omokri has called on The Federal Government to ban sniper because  right now, it is the main drug used to commit suicide in Nigeria.

We pray the Government does something about this. If and when that finally happens, I feel sorry for Nigerian cupboards. There are cockroaches and there are cockroaches… The fat ones that die easily. Those big ones, even an insecticide spray can eradicate them.

There is another kind of cockroach that’s so difficult to kill you just need sniper. Those ones are tiny and run very fast. They multiply quickly too.

The only insecticide that knows how to deal wit those tiny fast moving cockroaches is sniper. May God help us.

Sniper is so strong. For now, it is the most effective insecticide in Nigeria. With increasing rate of deaths through sniper, we don’t mind giving it up.

May God help fix whatever that  has made Nigerians so depressed and sick lately. Sniper is actually not the root cause of the suicide epidemic in Nigeria. Nigerians are really suffering and smiling. Mntal health deteriorating and depression taking over so many lives.

 

 

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