Son, I'm Sorry I Slept With Someone That's Not Your Dad

Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad
23 years ago. And that person is your real father.

Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?! You
should be hanged.
Mother: I am sorry, he was my first love and I could not marry
him cause we are of different religions. He is on the phone at the
moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.
Son: No I am speaking to no one. Mr Alani is the only father I
know and so will that be.
Mother: Please dont be soo upset. Just talk to him.
Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!
Phone: Morning Son, I am Mallam Aliko Dangote. I am your real
Son: Daddy! Daddy!! Daddy!!! Thank God! I always knew there
was something special about me... Thank you mum. You are the
best mother in the world!


  1. Brandy4/25/2016

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaa, me sef would have acted the exact same way, lolll

  2. Hahahahahah!
    This cracked me up!

  3. I laughed so hard. I don't blame the boy.

  4. I laughed so hard. I don't blame the boy.

  5. Anonymous4/26/2016

    Hehe, I don get alert. #godwin. That'll just be my new song or I'll do a remix of Adekunle Gold's song that God has finally picked up my call


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