IGBO LADY ADVISES OTHER IGBO GIRLS ON HOW TO USE THE CHRISTMAS SEASON TO HOOK NIGERIAN MEN LIVING ABROAD AND SELL ASO-EBI BY FEBRUARY 2019

This is a laughable but somewhat true post on Social Media by an Igbo lady to fellow Igbo sisters who travel to the villages yearly for Christmas and Easter Celebrations when Nigerian men in diaspora visit home to celebrate the festive seasons and also find find brides. 

She wrote...

To my single Igbo sisters

In a few days time, your parents will be bundling you to the village in order to attract suitors( ndi sii abroad).

Dear sisters, in order for this trip to be productive and not repeated next year or during Easter, I will be giving you some free tips.

When you arrive village, ensure you do the following:
1. Greet people especially the old mothers and fathers- Nothing gives them joy like a township girl that greets. You will start hearing things like ( dis girl nwere obi ume ala) and the recommendations will start.

2. Make sure you keep going to watch football matches in the field every evening. Ndi abroad come by that time to scout for potential wives.

3. If you are a Catholic, don't forget your finger rosary or Chaplet. That is the trademark of a well brought up Christian and humble wife material.

4. Target those babes that have marry-able elder brothers and befriend them. When recommendations starts, you will be amongst the 1st 3.

5. Finally, when you go to church, make sure you bend down and dance, dance very well, shake your waist while going to drop your offering , the mothers are watching and assessing. The fact that they saw you dancing very well is an added advantage.

Sisters, apply all these and you shall be selling aso- ebi by February 2018.

If I don't take care of my sisters, who will? Pls don't take this personal no ill intended

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