"NO BUSH, NO LAWN, NO FOREST" HUSBAND RESPONDS TO SM QUESTION


SEE HOW YOUR HUSBAND RESPONDED TO A SIMPLE QUESTION?

At the end of this short walk if you are still not convinced that a tarred road is better than a shrub, bush or a forest, then you are on your own. Some wives are too busy in our Businesses, offices, kitchen and aso-ebi area to tend to the forest growing all around the compound. Do you know that forests can become breeding grounds for mosquitoes, snakes and other reptiles? Some women like forests growing around their beautifully structured architectures but it's not all about you dear sis. Have you bothered to know what daddy likes? Reading the comments below, you'll see that most men prefer driving their exotic cars on well tarred roads without bumps caused by tree stumps and all that. 

Imagine boarding an aircraft headed to Murtala Mohammed Airport Lagos, and the pilot ends up landing in a bush just around the Airport, how would you describe that? It's a crash!. Perfect landing is experienced on a smooth tarmac in an airport not in a bush or
forest. For me, I used to like well tended lawns that look lush and fresh but, after reading these comments on CND's handle, I had a change of mind and quickly hired a construction worker to come with bulldozers and even excavators to bulldoze all the trees in case he finds any, weed out the green lush lawn and tar the road with some smooth, sweet smelling oil.

This doesn't need much talk. My Comic Social Media writer Chi Nwanyi Doz threw a very simple question that should have come on a Saturday Night anyway but, the answers made us understand that we don't need to wait for weekends to clear the bush and smoothen the bumps on Lagos-Ibadan  Highway as the cultivators and Pilots are busy even on Mondays. 

Now, take a walk down this post and read the comments for yourself. Feel free to laugh at how the men chose to say how they want the look of their different architectural edifices... 

I would love for Chi to also ask the women folk how they like to eat their akamu with akara on rainy wet Saturday mornings? Whether they prefer clean spoons or spiky forks and knives...














Happy grass weeding and clearing! Lol. Keep the road to your apartment tarred and free of bushes and thick forests.

Comments

  1. Ayodele8/24/2018

    u wont remember if there's bush when u re on emergency duty n d ambulance is rushing to save life so either ways, as long as d vehicle doesn't develop any fault on d road, just accomplish d mission.

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  2. Bush or forest doesn't count if the road is narrow.

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  3. Anonymous8/24/2018

    I have beautifully carved imported grass all around my fenced compound abegi.

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  4. Anonymous8/24/2018

    Anty Eya, this post is the most intelligent and funniest I have read this 2018.

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