GOOD HUSBANDS FOR SALE

I got this from Eniee and just have to share:
*A store that sells husbands has just opened in Zimbabwe, where women may go to choose husbands. 
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

"You can ONLY visit this store JUST ONCE!"

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These
men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4- These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand this, I'll surely get more than these upstairs!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5- These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she proceeds to the sixth floor for more juicy package of a man made-in-heaven and here, the sign reads:

Floor 6- You are visitor number 15,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

From Eniee

Comments

  1. Anonymous10/17/2013

    Hmmmm...

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  2. Loooolz dats so true.
    What women want is a question,but I guess what they don't want is a much better question.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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  3. Anonymous10/17/2013

    This applies to both men and women. Humans in general are naturally hard to please. Its nature.

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  4. We humans are insatiable, am sure I would go to the last floor out of curiosity too. Lol

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  5. Its applicable 2 all gender

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  6. Anonymous10/17/2013

    Yes bebe, it's applicablr to all genders

    Patsy

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  7. Anonymous10/18/2013

    Wait, whats the starting price? If he's good looking i might reconsider.

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  8. The thing is, humans are naturally prone to asking for more. It's normal. Anything deviating from this is inhuman. We couldn't really blame the woman, could we?

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