Good day Eya and trust You are good! 
Here's another I saw on FB. Can't find the source either!

"A couple was watching a Premier League match together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Saint Obi?
Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.
Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He

does not have a Nollywood actor brother.
Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: mute, not uttering a word.
Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone?
Husband: He is communicating with his lines man.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards. Is there not any Blue card or something?
Frustrated husband turns off the TV.
*Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic".
*Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb me.
Women sha!


  1. looolz they can't take a measure of what they do to others.
    And as the head of the family we're always tolerant and considerate. "uneasy the head that wears the crown"

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

  2. Anonymous9/17/2013

    Haha very funny

  3. Rotfl... So typical bt again d reverse cn b d case

  4. Anonymous9/17/2013


  5. Anonymous9/17/2013

    Lwkmd! My hubby won't speak wen he is watching a movie/match Oo°˚˚˚°! He'll tell u to watch and find out ur self. Chai!!!

  6. Miss Brown9/17/2013


  7. Hahahahahahahahaha can't just stop laughing. Thank God I enjoy watching football right from school days plus hubby and I are on same team so its easier. Would've been baadt if the reverse is the case since I suggested and we agreed to NO TV in the bedroom
    As I type we are watching Man U vs Bayer Leverkusen and we are winning 4-1, all thanks to Valencia, Rooney and my man RVP

    1. Anonymous9/18/2013

      I watched the game as well.Me in the bedroom and my husband in the parlor and I rushed to the parlor to shout goal!!!! Each time Man Utd scored,lol

  8. had me in stitches. Nice one!


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