Three Things I Hate To Do But Find Myself Doing

Hello Eya. please there is this thing I want to share with you and WC. Why is it that one cannot just stop completely the things we hate and do only the ones we like. Yes, I know the grace is available but it happens a lot to me. I don't know if there is anyone like me out there.

Firstly, I don't like that I drop pee in my pant when I cough loudly but it happens no be small o. Thank God for my Marie panty liners that helps keep my little secret.

Another one is farting involuntarily, especially when I laugh hard. The
sound just comes out without an effort and it can be embarrassing eh. A few times am sure others heard the sound but kept quiet. What can be more embarrassing?

The last but not the least is lateness to events. Any event; whether school o, church o, wedding o, meeting o, haba na only me be Nigerian? I hate to go late yet I am always late):
Eya Pls share on the blog lets see if there are things people hate to do but find themselves doing like me.

Comments

  1. Hmmmm dear u need deliverance white garment style.
    Buy one virgin pigeon,one rattle snake and a bell made in Isreal,then proceed to any river nearest to you.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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    1. LWKMD OOOO. My own is lies. I hate lies but there is no day I don't say at least one white lie. SMH.

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    2. Anonymous9/02/2013

      Bonaria it seems you ve replaced Ezenwanyi.kudos

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    3. Lmao @ deliverance white garment style. Bona no go kill person.

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  2. Frances9/02/2013

    I hate to date married men but single men will never part with money like the married ones. I guess that's why I hate it but find myself doing it.

    This year is my last o pls no one should cuss me here cos I won't take it. Most of you the madams did it while still at campus so no cast any stone yet. After this year, I'll pour hot water on any married man that comes to my doormot.

    The day your husband returns home with hot water scald, just remember what I said here. I mean am.

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    2. Anonymous9/02/2013

      also be prepared for the future (in ur marriage) cos it will definitely come back to you worst than even wat u have done. It's not a curse but law of karma.

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    3. Anonymous9/03/2013

      my dear same thing with me ooooo,may God deliver me from this bad habit IJN

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  3. Hello Eya, to be honest I find it so difficult to come to your blog nowadays cus I don't get the main content that got me hooked in the first place. So pls, would u pls post the link of how I can get straight to the food posts and not all this. Thanks

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    1. Anonymous9/02/2013

      Y not type d food u want in d search button

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    2. http://www.wivestownhallconnection.com/search/label/My%20kitchen%20diary%20recipes


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  4. Anonymous9/02/2013

    Madam poster. Dat is urinary infection! Go for treatment fast! 2. Avoid eatn junk foods. 3. U must discipline urself.

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  5. Poster please if you're a mother I suggest you see your doctor concerning the laugh and pee aspect. It could be bladder control issues associated with childbirth. Am sure doctor is likely to suggest kegel if its not infection and please religiously try it for atleast 2weeks.

    * I rarely overlook house chores especially kitchen and store areas. I arrange and arrange till heaven knows and I'd like to minimise/control this habit. I worked(climb/arrange/sweep etc) and had a serious fall in my kitchen when I was 32weeks pregnant with my son. He saved me

    * Hubby gets ready before me for functions(thanks to makeups/mirror-checks) which I don't like. Wish to beat him to that atleast most times but oh if I couldn't when it was just us how will I now that J is here. All things are possible

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    1. Anonymous9/03/2013

      Same here on the house chores habit. Even when everywhere is clean I keep looking for what to arrange n I go round to admire it. Lolz but when I was in my family house I don't do all that Ooº°˚ cos that one is too big abeg.

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  6. SPOOKY EYES9/02/2013

    Mine is checking up my Ex pocs on facebook and asking questions about him from friends,I do this to check if I'm not doing badly after our breakup#runsaway#

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  7. uncle's wife9/02/2013

    Guilty of this too, when he put privacy settings on his fb, I had to create a fictitious fb account, added him as friend so that I can continue peeping his way!lol

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    1. lolz...also guilty of this too.

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  8. Anonymous9/03/2013

    The bad habit I have is cursing bus conductors. This one developed when I relocated to lag Ooº°˚ I really want to stop talking back at those touts or conductors or bike men that just have a way of provoking someone to talk

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  9. Anonymous9/03/2013

    my bad habit is masturbating i cnt go a week without it,sometimes i feel like a nympho,nd mind u im born again nd a single lady @ that,it really hurts when ive to confess same sin all the time

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  10. Anonymous9/03/2013

    Orishirish bad habbits..
    Anon 1:55 pls follow Bonario's advice.

    @ poster, u need to see a Doc for ur bladder issue, for d farting issues got for total detoxication of ur sys, n for d lateness wake up earlier than u usually do..

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  11. Anonymous9/03/2013

    I have d same lateness issue Oo°˚˚˚°! No matter how early I wake or prepare, especialy to church, it's embarrasing. Another one is speanding time in d market,I didn't realize that one untill oga started quarelling about it. Infact one day he followed me into d market just to know y I spend so much time,then he said I spend eternity in one stall before moving to d next one " what r u pricing just pay for d item and and move on"or if ur customer is too bizzy move to anoda stall" but still I won't learn.
    Tokoni.

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  12. Anonymous9/03/2013

    Mine is after deciding to loose some weight, I always feel guilty after eating recklessly and I find it impossible to exercise. In a nutshell, I lack self discipline!

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  13. I hv a tidying disorder. Wen I wna tidy up things, for example clothes, I dnt jst fold and keep, I fold, straighten d edges, lay dem side by side, admire, go bak and turn dem around, admire again, wash small plate and still go bak to start arranging everytin frm d beginning. I pray 4 a hubby that keeps things a bit scattered so I can be seeing wat to tidy. There is nothin 2 tidy in my house again :(

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    1. Anonymous9/04/2013

      My dear this is OCD but a good one. Hope U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt find U̶̲̥̅̊я untidy hubby irritating. Funny sha

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  14. Anonymous9/04/2013

    Mine is lack of discipline, every time I set target on the weight I want 2 loose, exercise I want 2 do post on the wall to make sure I see it. Upon dat fact tea and bread with chocolate won't just let me be. Smh

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  15. Anonymous9/04/2013

    Everybody dey talk e own,d poster be need advice oh.....

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  16. Anonymous9/04/2013

    Mine is organising and planning,I want to plan everything,orgnise everything.I am just 22years old but I have plnned my burial @ 90. :(

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    1. Anonymous9/06/2013

      Perhaps you should divert this skill you have into event planning and Management?Try it and I'm sure you will love it. And it will also draw the attention away from your self absorption with planning your life to the end.

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  17. Anonymous9/04/2013

    Plz nelly ozojie, I need u, coz I sabi scatter no b smal, I v bn praying for a gurl dat is best @house keeping,
    Plz hv my contact; 07019065634

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    1. Wow this is serious. so u r lookin 4 house help or wife? Heheheh I need 2 see ur statement of acct for the past 10 yrs and u also need 2 submit documents and proof of ownership of estates in choice areas in Nigeria oooo. If all these r on ground, I shall willingly clean ur house ;) by the way dis ur number looks like 419 ppl own

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    2. Anonymous9/04/2013

      Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Rolling on the floor, hahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahaahhaahhahahahaha

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    3. mummy great9/05/2013

      @ nelly don't mind the okoro..
      U better get house for banana island too..
      Mteeeeews

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  18. Anonymous9/04/2013

    @ nelly? Correct! Hahahah.

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  19. Anonymous9/04/2013

    @ nelly? Correct! Hahahah.

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  20. my own is that l so so looove a very neat house to the extent that l can sleep on the floor of my kitchen due to its neatness. And also whenever l move around my house and see the neatness l smile as if l've won lottery

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  21. Choooiiii@ nelly u don finish dat guy no mind am ooooo, yeye.

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