Application Form To Marry My Daughter

Got this On Facebook and tot to share,  pls don't include my Id.

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter sir.
I am _____ years old
Please answer the following questions honestly
1. Do you go to church?
Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working?
Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions was NO
Do not continue
Leave my house and don't look back

If all your answers were YES
Then continue

1. In 50 words or more
Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage

2. With the aid of a diagram
Explain how you can give respect to your father in-law & mother in-law
3. Suppose your wife says
"Honey I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would ur answer be?
4. Explain any 10 causes of divorce
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
6. Do you have both dad and mum?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long?
If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY", as often used by women
(100 words)
9. Give any 3 reasons a man sleeps outside his home
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?

Answer the following by Yes or No
1. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered?
Yes/No

LAST PART
BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?
3. When can I interview your mum?
4. When can I interview your church pastor?
5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspapers to check if you have other girlfriends

Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter
Your application will be processed n I'll get back only if U're sucexful!=)) =D

Comments

  1. Anonymous8/26/2013

    Yawnsssssssssssssssss,very dry and boring blog.u killed your blog with your own hands.omashe o.where are ahdaisy,jay and co.sorry o.

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    1. Why come here to yawn abi you miss road. Why visit a dead blog eh? wetin you dey find for here?????????????????
      Eya carry go sistah. I still learn every day on this mature blog. It's not for immature minds like this Anon yawning cos there are no insultive comedies.

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    2. Anonymous12:35.You are very stupid and continue fooling yourself here because if these site is "very boring and dry" then why wasting your time here?You should go and jump inside lagoon because idiots like you always makes this world very boring and can never appreciate anything good.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous12:35.Your life is too boring.Stop bringing your bad-luck here.

      Delete
  2. Anonymous8/26/2013

    lol, this is really funny, laughing hard, well structured

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  3. Johnson8/26/2013

    Watched the movie, COURAGEOUS, early last year. I like the way a father managed the process of being involved in accepting/endorsing his daughter potential husband. A good film for MEN (& the entire family)!

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  4. Not funny and so not real

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  5. Anonymous8/26/2013

    This is a beyound Jamb question o...

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  6. Anonymous8/26/2013

    Yawnsssssssssssssssss,very dry and boring blog.u killed your blog with your own hands.omashe o.where are ahdaisy,jay and co.sorry o.

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    1. They are still very much here o. Thanks for refreshing to read updates. Sorry I don't log in as much as I used to to post updates, I will try harder after this time. Waiting to see this your yawning and comment on the next post when you refresh to read the "boring blog"

      Thank you for leaving a comment on my/our blog. Check back later:)

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  7. Anonymous8/26/2013

    The blog is not dead else you b viewing dis post.tha

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    1. BeeCee8/26/2013

      If this blog was dead, you won't be visiting. So it's your dry humour that is dead. Aunty Eya carry go. No body visits a dead place jare. This one trying to discourage you cannot even get one soul to visit their blog abi na lie??? I love the sanity. It's not about 1000 comments of discouragements and insults.

      If only people can be humourous without insults but that won't work in NAIJA with bitter sad people everywhere looking for Government jobs, Lollllllzzzz.

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  8. Anonymous8/26/2013

    For those that said this ain't funny, you must be very sad! Or ur sense of humour has issh! We have fun here on WC, pls keep ur kill joy attitude to ursef, I doubt if ur blog will last a second if u started one! Plus we knw ur type, those questions just did nt go down well!

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  9. mama Great8/26/2013

    Truth be told. This blog is dead.
    I ll' advice u try ur hands on something else.

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    1. Thanks for visiting and coming out alive o.

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    2. This is how I/we like the blog. NO INSULTS On Esteemed readers and posters. If insults are what makes a blog fun, then I can't do it o, I have a conscience.

      I don't post as much as I used to post sha, if that is why the blog is dead, then I'm sorry for now. Thanks for visiting, reading and leaving comments on a "dead blog" anyway. Waiting to See your comment again on the next post. Have fun creating a live blog. Muah:)

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    3. Anonymous20:06.Your life is too boring,and you should stop bringing your bad-luck here.

      Delete
  10. Chioma8/26/2013

    Everyone enjoys insults not until you become the subject. If you want fun go watch youtube music videos jor. Wives connection is not for babies and toddlers.

    Looking for insults? check next blog.

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  11. Anonymous8/26/2013

    Truly I used to visit this blog like every hour on d clock but this is my first time this month.... Whatever happened I dunno but I guess this blog is nt d way it used to be

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    1. There are no miore fights by Madam Sting, Ahdaisy, Ezenwanyi, sister, Queen of the coast, and some new one that wanted to spring up, what is her name again? NNuku I think.

      We all loved that drama but it wasn't healthy at all. It's good sanity is back and I still learn a lot I must confess.

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  12. Anonymous8/26/2013

    Aunty Eya, always remember that you can't please everybody. Keep this blog sane and the mature ones will always visit while babies will go look for fights elsewhere. Keep it real.

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  13. Anonymous8/27/2013

    Me, am loving this blog everyday!

    ReplyDelete
  14. Anonymous8/27/2013

    I love d blog, and my friends I told about it recently cnt stop thanking me.

    ReplyDelete

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