Love Porting: I don Port Like Saka


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I don PORT ooo!
Have you seen the new MTN Port advert? Did you notice that the lead face Saka use to advertise for Etisalat before? I Will be sharing with you what likely went down behind the scene to cause what you will call in developed nations "Brand Scandal" and I will relate it to our day to day situations of costly mistakes we make. Today's edition focus on Relationships.

His decision to port to MTN after a better 20million naira deal gives us a vivid example between most single men and single ladies who will date each other for years but the guy will refuse to seal the relationship with a marriage contract. My advice to such ladies is, simply: port to the man willing to marry you. Etisalat used Saka for years and refused to have a legal contract with him. Today they are paying heavily for it.

My sincere advice to our single ladies is, don't be foolish. Look for a man that value your worth enough to keep you for life. Not that guy that keep promising you marriage, claiming things are still tight for him. Marriage has nothing to do with being wealthy. Pastor Nike Adeyemi once shared how they got married in a one room apartment and it made sense. Remember anyone who is not willing to sign that marriage contract doesn't value your worth. if he refuse to marry you. You want my advice;" make you port ooo!"

Lastly, once you see a guy that sign that deal, give it your best. You saw how Saka danced a 20million naira dance in the new MTN Port advert. He never danced in such a way for Etisalat. Once the guy put pen on paper,give him the best of your life. He deserves it.

This is a special information to all my friends, you better value me now before I port; carry go. The question remains are you satisfied with your boyfriend or girlfriend or you intend to port like saka?

Comments

  1. loool. very fuuny

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    1. Anonymous5/08/2013

      Yes but Educative: Never you make ETISALAT'S mistake of thinking S/HE will always be there. Take no one for granted!!!

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  2. I love this post. Made a lot of sense n made me laff as well. I ported n married the poor "short"guy that had the hots for me during youth service 7 yrs ago when I was busy looking fo ready made men. I used to call him 5ft then cus m 5'11.but today M very happy with him today n we r blessed each day of our lives.

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    1. Lol @ poor short guy

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    2. Lol, I'm 5ft10' my hubby is shorter n slimmer, but he's d best thing that has ever happnd to me. We wer close friends b4 we eventually sealed it wit marriage. My ex before him was tall, fair n handsome,but treated me lik his subordinate while dating, not lik a friend. So, as God wld hv it, my husband(who was just a friend then),noticed my ex wasn't treatin me right.He decided to take it upon himself to show me that I deserved better. That's how I ported sharply:)
      We became very close n then got married.
      While dating,n u not happy in d relatnship,If u get a better offer that makes u happy, port o.... Better to port while dating than after marriage...hehehe..

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  3. Looolz and to my fellow men.
    That girl that has placed on u on FRIENDZONE.
    That girl that is always quick to request for gifts from u and when its time from *coughs* she claims she's ON.
    That girl demands for BBZ10 and Samsung S4 on her birthday,but buys u singlet and handkerchief on ur birthday,wait are u an Atiliogwu dancer?
    That girl whose line is always busy at that particular time of the night when u always wished to hear her voice.
    That girl that mistakenly uploads a guy's picture when u upload your sisters picture.
    That refuses you going for a friends wedding,but give several excuses to attend a friends birthday party.
    That girl that claims she went to cook for that man coz the wife travelled.
    That girl that screams whenever a hottie of the day is posted on LIB.
    That girl that always remind u tthe type of ring Kris engaged kim with or Beckam engaged Victoria with.
    That girl that can sing all Rihanna and Minnaj's songs but can't quote any verse of the bible.
    That girl that will cook indomie and it ends up burnt,while the indomie remains undone.

    My brother plz port like Tuface left Kennis.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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    1. ​Lol....you this Bonario ehn, u are just so funny!

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    2. So funny...lmao @r u an atilogwu dancer

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    3. Anonymous5/08/2013

      Bonario, i beg u in d name of God dont pour sand in my garri. I just hope my maga wont read dis shit u wrote cos his eyes will immediately sharpen.

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    4. Bona Bona, lol @ atilogwu dancer

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    5. Anonymous5/08/2013

      Lolz @ That girl that screams whenever a hottie of the day is posted on LIB.So funny!
      Lucy

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  4. Hahahaahahahah, I had to port too aft 5years ooooo.

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  5. Anonymous5/08/2013

    I ported too o after 9years kai! I was a learner*covers face* but thank God am so happy with my hubby and he loves me die!

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  6. Anonymous5/08/2013

    I think It's about time I port too...no time, forward ever

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  7. mhm bonario. U r too much.

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  8. Anonymous5/08/2013

    I'm in d process of porting. I have boarded and on mid-air right now.

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  9. Whatever the case... Just port with ur senses.

    Afterall, MTN is not better than etisalat when it comes to rendering quality service.

    Well, I ported... From LIB and co to WC, and it's been fun!

    @Aunty Eya, I'm converting my old blog to a male version of your blog, I blv men ain't so free to post their issues here, I blv we can make this a twin blog...

    I need advice on this! We have real men issues too o.

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    1. @Ace, a man posted here yesterday that he caught his wife in bed with another woman, didn't you see it? Good idea sha but if i may ask, r u d man dat is not free here?

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    2. Anonymous5/08/2013

      Etisalat actually betta netwrk wise.I use both lines

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    3. @Ace, that's a great idea. Please don't waste any more time o. Start immediately. But, urm... who will do the male version of recipes?

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    4. Anonymous5/08/2013

      Aunty Eya, can we change the name of the blog to accommodate the guys? Wives connection actually is feminine and could limit their freedom of expression. And we need to hear their secrets just as they are hearing ours.

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  10. Anonymous5/08/2013

    Nice post and at Bonaro very funny

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  11. Anonymous5/08/2013

    I had to port after 12yrs,glad I did

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  12. Anonymous5/08/2013

    I don't want to say I ll port n ma Oga @ d top will say anoda tin, if not for anytin d banana is worth jonzing for lol hehehheehhehehe *covers face*.

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  13. Anonymous5/08/2013

    Wats wrong again now which approval again now anti eya now y yyyyyyyy

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  14. mizOsa5/08/2013

    @Bona Hhahahhaha'That girl demands for BBZ10 and Samsung S4 on her birthday,but buys u singlet and handkerchief on ur birthday,wait are u an Atiliogwu dancer?' Lol. @Ace ur suggestion is nice but will d male upload der version of food which dey prepared?lool

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  15. @Aunty Eya, As men, we won't border about recipe's we'll focus on Career, Lifestyle, Relationship from a mans view, Sport, politics urban trends and offcourse what women do wrong that we don't often get to talk about!

    Since I' got ur blessings now I can proceed!

    Here's what it looks like

    www.menscourt.blogspot.com

    ):

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    1. Anonymous5/08/2013

      Menscourt sounds lyk menstruation. Lol.

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  16. Anonymous5/08/2013

    What's the Male version of the name of the blog. Let's know what this men are thinking. Wivestownhallconnection VS Husbandsvillagesquareconnection VS spinistersclubloadingconnection. O dikwa egwu.

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  17. Anonymous5/08/2013

    @Ace you are not serious o, must you copycat Aunty Eya. Bonario has been here from the beginning and is still very loyal to dis blog. hw can u now say dat men can't air their issues here when we get men's posts here all d time. Na wa for you sha o.

    Aunty Eya u and replying sef eh, you for kuku no reply Ace. mtchewwwwwww

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  18. Ewo..... Voltrons, una don show.
    well, the internet just like the world is a large space, you can always choose where to be and where not, that said.

    I have made four friends on this and other blogs who have 'Nigerian food blogs" eg Okonkwo Adaobi (dobby's signature), Nky lily lete (Nigerian food TV) and they still come here and drop comments and still run theirs. Blogging is not patented you can be who u want to be if want, that said.

    before now i run and still run 3 blogs, Acetunez, NigerianDJMix, My-Lagos you can check www.nigeriablogawards.com to see my listings. I'm a digital native, just to add, i'm google analytics certified. Blogger is owned by Google and i live there so i can decide to run 30 blogs wake up 1 morning and discontinue all.

    A brief history about Naija blogging.
    BellaNaija Then (Bellanaija.blogspot.com) was the pioneer well sought after blog, linda was a dern protege of Bella, now Linda rules. Noteworthy, a lot of blogs have been inspired by Linda and it's no news that most blog publicize themselves there.

    #Truth, Blogs give birth to blogs, Nicolebitchie is one of the biggest in the US and a lot others have followed her way.

    so if u call am copycat, na u sabi!

    Say thanks for lecturing you...

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    1. Anonymous5/08/2013

      Thank u unculu Ace.lol

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    2. Ace biko take 5! Bad belle ple go find rock boil make una chop am....which one una do? Ace that's a good innovative will def visit daily

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  19. Drama drama drama! I lve dis blog.aunty Eya don't feel bad and stop screening comments the drama makes it all fun really :)

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    1. I love dis blog*

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  20. Anonymous5/11/2013

    Nice one.

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