Farting In front Of Your Spouse


Good evening Aunty Eya,
Trust your day is going well.  Please I need an answer to the question above.  While courting my hubby,  we agreed to be relaxed in each others presence to the extent of farting freely.  

After our wedding we continued but recently my
hubby feels uncomfortable when I fart,  he claims it smells too much and unladylike.  Recently heard him murmuring "how can a beautiful lady fart like this ?"  I really want to be comfortable around him but I want to know if it's right or wrong before it becomes a habit.   
Please help me post this but hide my ID. 
Regards. 

Sent From Samsung Galaxy Note

Comments

  1. Anonymous5/15/2013

    My husband is a champion farter. We never talked on or decided to be farting anyhow. I don't do it before his presence, but him?

    Even when my mouth is close to his bum, he can fart recklessly. I don't like it, especially when it smells. I have a very sensitive nose and hate FOUL SMeLLS but no matter how I complain he won't stop.

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    1. Anonymous5/15/2013

      You don't need to complain , just join him in his game and infact be creative by breaking d sounds to diff tunes and make comedy out of it while hubby rolls over wt lafter. *na expe*

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    2. gloexcel5/16/2013

      Hahahahaha LWKMD @6:58though i dnt like it wen my partner fart arround me. I feel it shuld be done in d' toilet

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  2. Mrs Dayo5/15/2013

    Madam try and stop it. It is not ladylike. How can you agree to be farting infront of a man? ahn ahn

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  3. Some fart smells can be really irritating and unpleasant for another person to perceive.

    So, in as much as we want to feel free with our family members, farting shouldn't be part of it like that.

    But even if you have to do it, just make sure it's when you are sure it won't smell, it will be silent :) or when it is unavoidable. Me thinks :)

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  4. I can't stand my husband farting in my presence but sometimes I do it uncontrollable and he doesn't seem pleased whenever it happen. Please do stop it so that it doesn't become a habit. I hate fart...

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  5. Hehehehe.... Nothing wey we no go here kwa!

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    1. Lmao!

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    2. I don go shoot bomb... If una know the correction, do it as ur home work! Hehehehe....

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  6. Anonymous5/15/2013

    He could be jokin but if he is vexing abeg stop cos he may one day react negatively which u too would not be comfortable

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  7. Anonymous5/15/2013

    Hahahahoooooooooo u know say farts get levels if na beans level u wan go spoil show abeg no do , go purge first before u play that kin lovey lovey make ur husband no take offence.

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  8. Anonymous5/15/2013

    My dear, stop it. Sometimes in a bid to be comfortable, we can over do things. Me, I like walking around in my birthday suit like in the mornings before I have my bath, I walk around naked till I'm ready to bathe. This was until my husband told me that a half naked woman is sexier than a fully naked woman. So, pls dnt use farts to dampen romance in your marriage.

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    1. Anonymous5/15/2013

      Pls Anon, wats birthday suit? #is that typo or there realy is somthin lik that.

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    2. Anonymous5/15/2013

      Birthday suit just means naked. The person was saying that she like walking around naked.

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  9. If he really doesn't like it stop abeg. Did some1 say its not ladylike? Farting is for every1, some pple cannot even control it and there r some farts dat if u hold it inside of u too long, u'll get serious tummy upset n b cringing to let go of d fart- wat a relive once u let go.
    Once in a while When my hubby wants to look 4 trouble he start farting non stop and it becomes a farting match between us.

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  10. Anonymous5/15/2013

    There was a time I travelled over to see my husband,I ate sometin bad in d airplane,my dear no body tell me to learn how to stop oh,it was bad I tell u,make sure u drink a lot of water and use d toilet,den eat vegetables and lot of fruits to always clear ur system.

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  11. Anonymous5/15/2013

    I hate fart,nd my hubby sees it as noting he does it anytym he lyks nd it upsets me a lot,bt I hv no choice I'm use to that already nd me I dnt hate to fart when anybdy is around me

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  12. sylviaaa5/15/2013

    Pls stop it cuz its nt ladylike.if u feel like farting,just excuse urself nd fart somewhere else;dats much better nd ladylike.moreover,does farting in his presence add more 2 him healthwise?or wen has farting become part of romance or makes u sexier?I can understand wen it comes out suddenly ,which could happen occassionally but being done intentionally in ur hubby's presence is a NO 4 me cuz some fart can put u off balance.also,since he says he does not like it anymore,pls STOP it b4 it turns 2 something else.na frm clap dance dey start

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  13. Anonymous5/15/2013

    Lol.
    Hubby n I fart wen sleeping at night unknowingly to ourselves. We get to tell each other d details wen we awake..hahahaha. Its fun laughing over it...
    Bt on a mor serious note, I don't think its nice just fartin counsciously, haba, u can excuse urself n take a release. :).

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  14. Anonymous5/15/2013

    Hehehehe... Laff wan make me give BH my address! There is nothing we won't read on this blog o. Chr-i-s-t! LMAO! Well poster, abeg try stop am, there is a limit 2 everything you know. Farting in d presence of someone may be interpreted as being disrespectful or even rude make someone breath in ur bad air. When U People were courting, I believe it was Luv dat confused both of U into agreeing 2 such, cos me, I JUST CAN'T STAND IT. But if You can't stop, then moderate ur farting style to "silencer" (d one dat doesn't make any noise n hardly smells.) Gudluck as U start ur farting Tutorials!

    VALENTINE!

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    1. Lol@farting tutorials,I had an ex dat does dat like a welcome note whenever we see each oda,it used to annoy me but then I followed suit,my roommate does dat a lot and because av learnt dat from my ex,it becomes a game for us.right now I dare not fart in my hubby's presence because d kain bad eye he go use jam me na to shit for body go remain,so my 2cents is try stopping it especially if u're doing it consciously.

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  15. POSTER5/15/2013

    Thank you all for the comments. I think its best i stop farting in his presence. Tanx again.

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  16. Who says it aint ladylike? Ps my hubby and I do it and tease each other.different folks luv diff stuvs.He doesn't like sexy short nighties but long ones wth cleavage,he luvs me without make up unlike sum oda guys who insist their wives are sexier with make up.my point is don't criticize farting cos your hubby hates it!

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  17. Hahaha!!! What a post! I've had a good laugh with all the comments, rofl!

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  18. Anonymous5/16/2013

    Its a bad manner,plz learn to be a classy lady no matter hw free u r wıt ur hubby

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  19. Anonymous5/16/2013

    HOW CAN YOU BE FARTING PRA PRA PRA FOR YOUR HUBBY? ARE YOU A LEARNER?

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  20. Anonymous5/16/2013

    Hian, biko let's leave the ladylike behaviour joor.
    We can say different ways 4 different folks. To each his own......
    For me, we fart anyhow. My hubby got the vibes l8 but when he saw that when with him I wasn't ready to control my fart he joined in.

    Now, he calls me and when I draw near, --boom-- comes the sound. So far, it's btw una 2.
    For me, if u control things like fart, Ah, there are plenty things una dey from each other joor

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  21. Anonymous5/16/2013

    Farting between I and my hussy is serious competition o.
    He drops his,I release mine(((BOOM))) but if your hussy is not happy with it,pls stop farting in his Presence.
    My hussy fart one night while we were in bed,I quickly went under the duvet,I never knew that was the Headquater of the *mess*,#Smh#

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  22. Anonymous5/16/2013

    Farting between I and my hussy is serious competition o.
    He drops his,I release mine(((BOOM))) but if your hussy is not happy with it,pls stop farting in his Presence.

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  23. Anonymous5/16/2013

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! This is a realy serious mata o!! I really had a good laugh! On a serious note, Poster, what i honestly think is dat in every marriage, der is no limit as to what you should tolerate from each other. True, some things may be hard to handle, but even if it is tough, you may have to discuss it and not take ofense. I believe by doing this, you grow more intimate, bcos as you both grow old together, some of these things may become more frequent. I dnt believe in a marriage where each one has to behave "ladylike" or "gentlemanly". Vomiting, farting, pooing together are all part of intimacy which you may share and enjoy, and you may try working on what the other cannot bear and discuss it before it goes far, cos some men may need only such silly excuse to admire a "Ladylike" woman who does not fart, only to end up discovering that she too does. (trust me on that one, it has happened). One can behave infront of strangers, but putting up straight attitude infront of someone who is supposed to be very very INTIMATE... i wonder.

    I suggest: Take a closer look at your intimacy, then work things out together. It may be more than the farting (especially as both of you tolerated it before).

    @ for those having d farting game, enjoy urselves very well (hahahahahahaha!!!).

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  24. Anonymous5/16/2013

    Hahahahah... Infact heh, the fart game is very intresting, especially when you're the one leading! If any body need totorials, let me know... Lol

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  25. Anonymous5/16/2013

    How can a woman not fart before her husband...who will she do it with na? It's a family and not office abeg,I have to be free in my own house o, and farting is one of them.
    Do you know how much Dr plead with their patient to fart after surgical operation? Only let it be when the mood is right, cos if you do it when you n hubby have problems you are on your own o..

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  26. Anonymous5/16/2013

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Wen hubby n I were courting I wasn't holding back . Den he was forming going to d toilet to fart. But now d guy na champ! It's like competition ooo sweet wen u r leading. Lol

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  27. Anonymous5/16/2013

    My darling husband and I fart through the night and the day. Makes a wonderful symphony. But my farts are odourless and his stink always. SO we have rules. When you fart under the comforter, please do not lift said comforter for at least 5 minutes and no you can't get up.

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  28. Anonymous5/16/2013

    Forgot to add that the score is currently 2 - 0. Gave him one shocker this morning and he insisted it deserved 2 points instead of one.

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  29. Anonymous5/16/2013

    nna nawa oooooooo farting competition kee .felly

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  30. na wao, marriage matter na the biggest mystery for life.. that is why marriage councellor no dey fit handle many cases.. men na babies ooh they dont know what they want most of the time.. if they want you to fart alot today tomorrow they may say no i dont want you to fart again, next tomorrow they change again.. so if your marriage is young you just play along until both of you reach equilibrum level where everything goes.. i have pass through that stage and learnt this strategy.. first i know i am a champion of fart and the queen of mess but anytime my husband just say hhhhmmm your mess dey smell.. the next one month i will sterve him with my mess, i will no longer fart in his presense again untill he begs for it and bribes me with a gift of my chosen.. then the game begins again because my fart are just very loud they are always very very long up to 25 sec, sometime he records them and play them at work just as a reminder when he travels.. my dear if he complain control yourself and endure just for a short while, i promise you he will soon come begging on his kneel asking for your fart like his life depend on it..
    na my mess i take win my man from all other ladys he was dating and na my fart i take they keep him in line till today

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