20 Things Ladies Should Never Ever Do By Jay

1. Do not shave off your eyebrows only to redraw them with a pencil… it
makes no sense.

2.  Do not put on

too much make up, you end up looking like you came
out of the make-up factory.

3. Do not wear a vest or sleeveless top without shaving your armpits
or without a bra underneath.

4. Do not leave chipped nail polish to wear off on its own, there’s a
reason why they sell nail polish remover.

5. If you can’t afford good quality weaves, don’t bother.

6. Do not do artificial nails dat makes you look like a drag queen,
simple is always sexy.

7. See-through leggings or a top used as a dress when you are out in
public is a hell-to-the-no!

8. Never do things for a man with the hope of getting something in
return, expectations are dangerous. Do it because you simply want to.

9. Never contradict what your man says – in public.

10. Never stalk the man that left you for the other woman.

11. Do not share your best friend’s personal life with every Tom, Dick & Harry.

12. Women should never act on distress in relationships like checking
your man’s phone, nagging him to death, & acting like a paranoid
freak. You will simply release him to someone else by doing so.

13. Never dish out your entire family drama on a first date. The guy
just wants to know about you.

14. Stop obsessing over your body. It’s good to eat healthy & work out
but let’s leave it at that.

15. Never over-accessorize. stop looking like a Christmas tree.

16.  Never leave home without lipgloss, your phone & most of all, your dignity.

17.  Never leave your used sanitary towel in the toilet for the next
person to see. Women please!

18.  Never wear very high heels if you can’t do the Naomi Campbell
walk. You look like a drunk grasshopper.

19.  Never wear short skirts and low cut tops when off to an
interview. You will create the wrong impression.

20.  And finally, ‘Never wish to be like any other woman. There are
others out there envying you for who you are.
Please do tell your gilfriend all these.

Jay

Comments

  1. miss j5/06/2013

    Nice one.....

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    1. Anonymous5/07/2013

      23.NEVER fight with your fellow lady over a MAN.any form of fighting.

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  2. mizOsa5/06/2013

    Hahahahaha Nice.@ 15. Never over-accessorize. stop looking like a Christmas tree. Lol

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  3. Anonymous5/06/2013

    So so true and on point. I rili luv 8. Do not do tins xpectin sumtin in return. I do tins 4 my man weda he gives me anytin or nt. Oma Baby.

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  4. Anonymous5/06/2013

    Hahahahahahahaha@18

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  5. Anonymous5/06/2013

    Lol@ 18 some babes dei do like say dem force dem! Danie

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  6. LWKMD@18,can't forget the day I fell flat in my guy's church on the first visit,couldn't forgive myself,u need to hear the sorries I received that fateful sunday morning,infact I began to beef the church gan sef for my ordeal(like say dem send me message).my saving grace was that he didn't even know I was in church dat day cos I wanted to come see if I would catch him with a sister.am far more comfortable with low profiles jere.

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    1. Hahahahahahahaha Oh my God ENEH it's only God that can forgive you for what you just did to me. Thank God I was in the room coz someone might've said am going in sane. For real? Just to catch him with a sister?hahahahaha oh my I no fit laugh o. Choi! O bebe you try o and to say you started beefing the church?hahahahaha abeg am out I can't type

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  7. Anonymous5/06/2013

    lol. I'd like to see 20 things men shouldn't do.

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  8. Anonymous5/06/2013

    lol love number 1, 17 nd 18 nd i believe number 14 will not change guess dat is y we re women as for number 9 plssss if d guy call u ashewo nko. U go just keep quiet abi. Tah

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  9. Lol! Good one. I'm guilty of #4. Always too lazy to take off my nail polish properly!

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    1. Anonymous5/06/2013

      same here

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  10. Lol, really funny.

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  11. Y̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥å vry funny. XCpt no5 sha.

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  12. Lol. No 1 is soo true I really hate to see shaved off eye brows. I don't agree wit No 5, not every1 can afford expensive weave so cheaper synthetic weave replaces over d top expensive weave.

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  13. Anonymous5/06/2013

    lol easier said than done.. most female tendencies are innate

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  14. So I have 2 scroll up just 2 understand d comments? #sigh...

    Next post please. *rme

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  15. Guilty of No 4 lol
    Nice tho


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  16. Lool @ 18. I see a lot of awkward steps once heels are involved. Some are sooooo funny you can tell that the wearer is very uncomfortable.

    Chai! No. 1 ehn! I've seen someone who shaved off her brows and tattooed 'brows' in place. They were more like two straight lines.

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  17. Anonymous5/07/2013

    All true xcept no. 5, so we wey no see money buy brazilian hair no go manage our naija own again?

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  18. Anonymous5/08/2013

    Nyc one

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  19. Hahahaha i love #15 and #18 a drunk grasshopper? I'm laughing my spleen out!

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  20. Anonymous11/07/2013

    Lol. Lwkmd! I just discovered this blog, and i am soooo loving it. Pls can someone tell me how to post questions on the blog for the family?

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