Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts

03 December 2015

We Have A Problem

A newly married man arrived home from work looking down cast. His wife asked him, honey what is the problem?
Husband : I have a problem.

01 December 2015

Best Instagram Hello cover Goes To

@mamaj_88 is the over all winner mbok!  Before you disagree,  first go to her Instagram page, scroll down, listen and if your ribs don't explode with laughter, you can then

30 November 2015

Getting A Divorce, After 35 Years!

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,

‘I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!’

‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.

16 July 2014

Hi Telemundo Fans, Can We Share?

 hi my fellow telemundo fans,  in line with the just concluded
telenovela forbidden passions I would like us to say what we learnt
and discuss on it generally. 

 I really dont like it when the make it
seem like its jobless house wives that watch the channel.  okay lemme

1. never underestimate the consequence of unfaithfulness.
 (Bianca committing

05 December 2013

Is This Type Of Warfare Prayer OK?

I won't lie, I laughed at the foolishness of this hen before reading the prayer again. Shouldn't your

13 September 2013

Do You Think Khloe And Lamar Odom Should Get A Divorce?

Oh Well, as a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardashians #YesAmFan. I became a fan when I realized that THIS SHOW is more real than most reality shows we watch. I don't like fake, for me, If it's reality then let it be real.

Now to

02 September 2013

Three Things I Hate To Do But Find Myself Doing

Hello Eya. please there is this thing I want to share with you and WC. Why is it that one cannot just stop completely the things we hate and do only the ones we like. Yes, I know the grace is available but it happens a lot to me. I don't know if there is anyone like me out there.

Firstly, I don't like that I drop pee in my pant when I cough loudly but it happens no be small o. Thank God for my Marie panty liners that helps keep my little secret.

Another one is farting involuntarily, especially when I laugh hard. The

29 August 2013

A Caring Husband Or Woman Wrapper?

I saw this on Agnes Riola's blog and couldn't help sharing.
I think he is such a caring African husband. Madam Enjoy your drink abeg.

26 August 2013

Application Form To Marry My Daughter

Got this On Facebook and tot to share,  pls don't include my Id.

I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter sir.
I am _____ years old
Please answer the following questions honestly
1. Do you go to church?
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
3. Are you still a virgin?
4. Are you working?
5. Do you have a car?

If your answer to any of the above questions was NO
Do not continue
Leave my house and don't look back

If all your answers were YES
Then continue

1. In 50 words or more
Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage

2. With the aid of

15 August 2013

Can You Drink His Saliva?

I read and enjoyed this from Michelle and would like to share with us here. I could not answer yes or no but maybe you guys responses will make me think well and have a definite answer. 

We love our husbands and fiances, we can do anything for them abi?. OK, When you kiss someone you truly love, there is an exchange, what do you

10 August 2013

I Want To Study In America That's Why I Got A's

A man had 2 sons, Rukewe and Akpors who sat for an examination.
When the result came out, their father called both of them to ask them some questions:

Father: Rukewe, come here, good you did very well in your exams, you got

09 August 2013

Who Died?

PRINCIPAL: Why Were you Absent Yesterday?

AKPORS: I Attended A Burial

PRINCIPAL: Hmmmm ! Akpors The Lateness Specialist,

Nothing Will Stop Me From Punishing you. Now Answer Me......Who Died?

18 July 2013

Rivers State House Of Assembly Recruiting??

Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! 
Rivers State House of Assembly is recruiting for the positions of her impeached speaker and the suspended members. Interested candidates should submit their applications as quickly as possible. 
• Applicants must be able to communicate

11 July 2013

Are Nigerians Not Tired Of These Names?

Pls let me ask this question, are Nigerians not tired of naming their twins Peter and Paul
Victor and Victoria
Bernard and Benedict. Etc.
Why can't we use names like:

Iyawo Nylon Bag By SoulSpasms

Blog 2

Mother had simply told her to shut up and eat before her elder siblings, who were rushing the food, finished the eba. On bad days, dinner was a full cup of water.

Chilo yawned again, loudly enough to wake her brother. He stirred restlessly and went back to sleep.

Yesterday had been a good day. They had had jollof rice and fried fish for dinner. Whenever they had rice for dinner, it meant Mum had just been paid her salary. 
The salary usually didn’t last more than a few days, most of it going into settling into debts that had been incurred during the course of the previous month. “Give Nne Ebuka this money, tell her I am thanking her and it is for the dericas of beans and garri I bought from her last month”, or, “Here, go and give this money to that shylock Nasiru. Tell him it’s for the soap I bought last week”. Nasiru was the neighbourhood 'aboki'. 
She didn’t particularly like him, ever since the day she had stood in the burning

02 July 2013

Why Do Nigerians Blog This Much?

The reason for this title and post is because I know myself and a few other people (Nigerians) who blog. When I say bloggers, I don't mean blog owners. To, me anyone who reads blogs and leaves comments is a blogger. 

When I started typing, my intention was to ask why people love blogging (reading blogs) but I had to narrow it down to Nigeria cos I know in Africa we are number one when it comes to Internet usage.

A book I'm reading now, "Attitude Is Everything" By Keith Harrel" Under

19 June 2013

Saka To Port Back To Etisalat?

Image courtesy: Uyi Ehigi'e blog
I just read on Uyi Ehigie's blog that Saka has been given 90 days to port back to Etisalat. They want him back within those 90 days. Is that possible? (Wrong question by me). The right question should be is it true?

Well, as you all

18 June 2013

Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!!

Are you 18yrs & above? Do you have a valid ID card? Can you speak English & any other language very well? Are you looking for a 9AM - 3PM job ... With a monthly salary of #350, 000 and a weekly allowance of #35,000? No work during

Sharing My Best Friend

How Do You Feel Abut Sharing A Best Friend?

Three pretty tall ladies walk into a small restaurant, they all look happy together and continues to chit chat while waiting for their meal. While enjoying my own meal on a table beside theirs, we could hear their discussion. 

After a while, the dark lady among them excused herself to go use the restroom and, as soon as she turns, one
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