Ways To Catch A Chicken

Many people have tried various means of birdnapping, and these means have ended in failure and ignominy. If you weigh about a 120kgs and you want to try the conventional method of chasing the chicken about with a bag and basket, FORGET IT. The bird has a very simple defence mechanism; they run zigzag when chased , so they will most likely outrun you, not to mention the risk of giving yourself a heart attack {120kgs is no joke. That’s like two bags of rice and yam 1500 naira}

Below are some very useful tips to successfully catching a chicken.

Sight target {preferably the pesky neighbourhood cock who goes around terrorising and raping the hens} and close in with a handful of maize in one hand and a big fat stick in the other. When you are close enough,toss the maize and call the target.

The target rushes to you and pecks away happily at your feet, unaware that his end has come.

Raise

Made In Nigeria English

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*Nothing de happen

*See me see local trouble o!

*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.

*The film is sweet

*Pls help me slow that fan

*Have you paid your school fees money?

*See as you baff up

*Put the bread inside LYLON

*I strong KAKARAKA

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