Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label entertainment. Show all posts

05 May 2016

Former President Obasanjo Names A Chimpanzee After His Wife Patience. What Happened To Naming It OBJ?

 See Patience the Chimpanzee looking straight at Obasanjo.

 Laugh wan kill me o. Why name a chimp after your darling wife, why couldn't he name it Obasanjo? I can't imagine my husband naming our pet Eya. Kindly name a beautiful green city after me if you over love the name, Patience doesn't look like any Chimpanzee abeg oh. Read Below:

Pandrillus, a conservation organisation based in Nigeria and Cameroun disclosed that former President Olusegun Obasanjo donated a chimpazee named

25 April 2016

Son, I'm Sorry I Slept With Someone That's Not Your Dad

Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad
23 years ago. And that person is your real father.

23 April 2016

Good Morning Wives Connection Tribe

A newly posted pastor was visiting the homes of his church members. At one of the houses, he observed that someone was at home but refused to answer his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out his complimentary card and wrote 'Rev 3:20' at the back of the card and dropped it. When the offering basket was going round in the church

17 April 2016

Must Watch TV Show: The Voice Nigeria It Is



I have watched many Nigerian Music Talent Shows, used to follow The Voice until Blake and Gwen Steph started their thing and believe me, The voice Nigeria is second to none. I enjoy and connect to this even more than I used to enjoy Blake coaching and winning almost every season. Can't believe after watching last week's episode, I was actually looking forward to today and checking my time this whole evening like mad. I love the voice Nigeria, abeg nor be sponsored post oh. This is me expressing myself  from the borrom of my heart and I think I feel this way because many times I tried to watch our local singing competitions in the past, I got discouraged and disappointed but not this time around. I hope this tempo continues.  OK, then, the chemistry between the coaches is wow. I love the drama and the "war" to win contestants to their individual teams. Right now, I'm all for; #Team2Baba 
#TeamTimi 
#TeamWaje 
#TeamPatoranking.

 .These coaches are awesome and fun to watch, they are so natural and just go with the flow. No one

14 April 2016

Enjoy one week of free DSTV premium channels

DSTV Open Week: Subscribers To View All Stations Free - 


MultiChoice's digital satellite TV, DStv announced on Tuesday that all active subscribers will have access to premium channels as the South African brand is set to flag off its Premium Open Week.
For one week - Thursday, 14 April to Thursday, 21 April - all active DStv subscribers on Compact Plus, Compact, Family and Access bouquets will enjoy unlimited access to a buffet of premium channels, in the comfort of their own homes at no additional cost.

Ranging from exciting movies, both Hollywood and Nollywood, sports, music, documentaries and kids entertainment which are only available on the Premium bouquet, will be available to all active subscribers within the specified period.

The Managing Director, Multichoice Nigeria, John Ugbe who made the announcement, said the company’s priority is to put the needs of its subscribers at the heart of everything they do.


“The DStv Open Week follows recent initiatives where the EPL, La

14 February 2016

Do You Fart In Bed? Happy Sunday

If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He

13 February 2016

Saturday Drill: Do You Believe In Test Driving Before Or After Marriage?



I don't mean this car oh, like test driving your fiance before tying the knots. Honest Answer Please oh. Not to quote Shakespeare for

03 December 2015

We Have A Problem


A newly married man arrived home from work looking down cast. His wife asked him, honey what is the problem?
Husband : I have a problem.

01 December 2015

Best Instagram Hello cover Goes To

@mamaj_88 is the over all winner mbok!  Before you disagree,  first go to her Instagram page, scroll down, listen and if your ribs don't explode with laughter, you can then

30 November 2015

Getting A Divorce, After 35 Years!

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,

‘I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!’

‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.

16 July 2014

Hi Telemundo Fans, Can We Share?

 hi my fellow telemundo fans,  in line with the just concluded
telenovela forbidden passions I would like us to say what we learnt
and discuss on it generally. 

 I really dont like it when the make it
seem like its jobless house wives that watch the channel.  okay lemme
start. 

1. never underestimate the consequence of unfaithfulness.
 (Bianca committing

05 December 2013

Is This Type Of Warfare Prayer OK?



I won't lie, I laughed at the foolishness of this hen before reading the prayer again. Shouldn't your

13 September 2013

Do You Think Khloe And Lamar Odom Should Get A Divorce?


Oh Well, as a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardashians #YesAmFan. I became a fan when I realized that THIS SHOW is more real than most reality shows we watch. I don't like fake, for me, If it's reality then let it be real.

Now to

02 September 2013

Three Things I Hate To Do But Find Myself Doing

Hello Eya. please there is this thing I want to share with you and WC. Why is it that one cannot just stop completely the things we hate and do only the ones we like. Yes, I know the grace is available but it happens a lot to me. I don't know if there is anyone like me out there.

Firstly, I don't like that I drop pee in my pant when I cough loudly but it happens no be small o. Thank God for my Marie panty liners that helps keep my little secret.

Another one is farting involuntarily, especially when I laugh hard. The

29 August 2013

A Caring Husband Or Woman Wrapper?



I saw this on Agnes Riola's blog and couldn't help sharing.
I think he is such a caring African husband. Madam Enjoy your drink abeg.

26 August 2013

Application Form To Marry My Daughter

Got this On Facebook and tot to share,  pls don't include my Id.

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter sir.
I am _____ years old
Please answer the following questions honestly
1. Do you go to church?
Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working?
Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above questions was NO
Do not continue
Leave my house and don't look back

If all your answers were YES
Then continue

1. In 50 words or more
Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage

2. With the aid of

15 August 2013

Can You Drink His Saliva?

I read and enjoyed this from Michelle and would like to share with us here. I could not answer yes or no but maybe you guys responses will make me think well and have a definite answer. 

We love our husbands and fiances, we can do anything for them abi?. OK, When you kiss someone you truly love, there is an exchange, what do you

10 August 2013

I Want To Study In America That's Why I Got A's

A man had 2 sons, Rukewe and Akpors who sat for an examination.
When the result came out, their father called both of them to ask them some questions:


Father: Rukewe, come here, good you did very well in your exams, you got

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