- He owns an umbrella.
- He showers with hot water
- He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone.
- His bathing soap costs more than N150
- He wears a pouch on his phone
- He applies vaseline/lip gloss during harmattan.
- He applies white powder on his armpits
- He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
- He owns a selfie stick
- He drinks Fanta
- He wears under pants rather than boxers
- He uses a photo/selfie of him as his laptop wallpaper.
- He sips drinks with straw.
- He chews gum for more than 10 minutes.
- He uses Snapchat filters.
- He runs when crossing the road.
- He applies body cream
- He wears a nose ring
- He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
- He takes a selfie with another guy
- He has camera 360 app on his phone
- He ties sponge on his waist after bathing.
Sunday, September 04, 2016
Monday, August 29, 2016
Saturday, August 06, 2016
Arinola but why? Just when I thought your marriage was becoming real, you are pregnant and you need to see me and my kids rejoicing, feeling like, "now Arinola is pregnant that means their marriage is no longer fake." Just when we were about to die of suspense waiting on you to break the News to Bem, you came and died just like that. Why couldn't you wait, let us enjoy your beautiful outfits, your romance and see Folahan's jaw drop when you eventually win the Gubernatorial Elections. You died at the a very wrong time I swear! You died together with your unborn child. Chai!
Wednesday, August 03, 2016
Tuesday, August 02, 2016
|Arese, The Voice Nigeria Season 1 winner. Congratulations.|
Arese of #TeamWaje won the voice Nigeria 2016, Season 1 on Sunday July 31, 2016 and I thought it's the winner that people should be talked about on Social Media, but no, it's Chike of #TeamPatoranking, the runner up, that has been trending for over 20 hours now. I was shocked too, thought Nonso was going to take this. I watched The Voice Nigeria right from the first episode (Auditions) To the finale and honestly, for me oh, Arese"s voice only moved my heart on the finale. She sang like she never did before and danced until her heels fell apart, Lol. But right from the beginning, Nonso has given me goosebumps with the things his voice can do. Even Cornel that people talked so much about and expected to win only impressed me at the auditions when he sang "when a man loves a woman" after that, I lost him and couldn't connect with other performances. I enjoyed Chike too at his first performance, at the auditions but, the contestant that consistently touched my soul was Nonso, his talent is huge. I remember Timi Dakolo begging Nonso to do a duet with him even once in his life time, you can imagine!. Now, I wish I voted (But, taaa, am I not too
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Friday, July 01, 2016
It takes a very brave woman to act THIS script oh, and if she is married, it takes a very very very brave African husband to accept this, Lol. In the pic above, veteran actor Chiwetalu Agu is actually grabbing the b of this actress...lol. It's from a movie called 'A Village in Africa'.
Monday, June 27, 2016
Thursday, June 16, 2016
Monday, June 06, 2016
I used to follow sister wives back to back, recorded whole seasons because I wanted to see how possible it is to run a polygamous family in this era but suddenly, I couldn't find them again on TLC and just forgot about it. I followed their story up to when Robyn asked fellow sister wife Meri if she could get pregnant for her using their husband's sperm and Meri's eggs. That was the last
Friday, June 03, 2016
Wednesday, June 01, 2016
These pre-wedding photo shoot has been trending on Social media for a while now. In case you haven't seen, here they are. Courtesy: @nakizinki28
More photos after the cut:
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
|Chioma Ude and Enyinnaya Nwigwe.|
The AMAA nominated ‘8 Bars and A Clef’ finally premiered on the 29 th of May at the Genesis Deluxe Cinemas in Lekki Lagos to a packed crowd of super stars, family and friends. In attendance were cast and crew of the movie including Bimbo Akintola, Linda
Monday, May 30, 2016
This video is trending, if you haven't seen, it's a must watch. Mr Chido finish, scatter everything oh!
Mr Chido: "The only thing that didn't change is the toilet fee we pay, he also said let buhari resign and they will pay him for the one he already worked"
South Africans have taken to Twitter to air their opinions after DSTV Stopped airing 'I am Cait' E Show on Channel 124, to please Nigeria. They are really angry that the show was discontinued...
See their rants after the cut...
Sunday, May 29, 2016
Saturday, May 21, 2016
I saw this on WhatsApp, read, read again and said "lawyers na wa "
A Professor stepped into a law class and threw an
orange at one of his students and said "Give it
as a gift to any of your friends now".
The boy said to one of his friends: "Tee, I give
this orange to you as a gift".
The Professor gave him a stern look:
"Like a lawyer!". Said the processor.
Immediately, the boy straightened up, cleared his
throat and began:
"I, Stanley Omerfield, adult, male of M16 Stapley
Thursday, May 19, 2016
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Exhausted dads take to Twitter to share the hilarious conversations they've had with their kids.
Dads have been taking to social media to share some of the funny things their children have said and done, as well as their own philosophical thoughts on being a parent.
One, who uses the username Exploding Unicorn, has earned himself thousands of followers for his witty Twitter posts, which often feature his children. Enjoy the tweets below...
More tweets after the cut...
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
We are the best, anyday. A party without dance is incomplete. Where else can guests enjoy themselves like this if not Naija?
Posted on @nigerianwedding.
More after the cut...