“That is how you people opened a restaurant in Lagos

I erupted like a volcano today & poured oral lava on a Chinese man in his store.

Maybe i was upset with the fact that there is a Chinese restaurant in Lagos where Nigerians are not allowed to dine in.
Inside Lagos o.
E vex me i won’t lie. 
So i may have unknowingly transferred the anger on the man.

Anyway, back to the story of the day.

So a few days back, i went to his beauty supply store to buy hair dye, curl activator and some hair clips for Babycakes.

I was even on the phone with my friend that day while i shopped.

This man kept following me around, asking me what i wanted to buy. I got pissed off and quickly paid for my stuff and left.

I then went to another beauty store to complete my shopping and found the same curl activator for a cheaper price.

On a good day, i would have shrugged it off and made a mental note not to return to the Chinko man’s store. But based on how he treated me and followed me around while i was shopping , i decided to return his overpriced curl activator.

Then after reading about the stupid restaurant in Lagos, the anger doubled
So today, i went back with the item and he said i could not return it.
Why?

Because he has a sign that says bottled items cannot be returned.
Dude, this is frigging curl activator in a plastic jar, not a bottle.

“Sorry, you cannot return it” he says.

I went batshit crazy, opened my eyes WIDE & screamed, “You will take this crap and give me back my money including the tax i paid if not, i will lock your shop!

I will also report you to the Better Business Bureau as well as the Department of Consumer Affairs.
I will also sue your sorry arse.
You think i don’t know the law?

This chinko attitude must stop. This is how you people opened a restaurant in Lagos and banned Nigerians from eating there.”

The look on the man’s face was priceless. I bet he was wondering what i was on about and the Lagos connection.

At this point, i almost laughed.
Wetin consign this man with Chinko restaurant in Lagos?
I also remembered that we are in the Lenten season.

Is this how a Christian observing lent behaves?

Chai!

 

I became ashamed of myself.
This is why i hate to lose my temper and go off on people.
I regret afterwards.

The man quickly opened his register and brought out money and said, “Please take. Go. Me no want trouble.”

I simply walked out. No words.

He ran towards me as i made to enter the car. “Please take your money. Me no like trouble”

I said nothing, opened my car, got in and drove home.

I have been feeling bad since then.

Now Babylove is laughing at me.

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