Asking Northern Women For The Recipe Of Kayan Mata

 Hello Aunty Eya, I'm a young soon to be bride and follower of your blogs. Please I'd like you to publish an episode asking your nothern women for the recipe of 'kayan mata'. 

I'm a hausa girl but my mother is Russian. So she knows nothing
about it but I heard 90% of hausa brides are given this recipe before marriage. I don't trust my aunties or my step mom so I want to cook it myself, all I need is the recipe. 

I don't want to miss out on anything because I'm marrying a nothern man too. So please please make my marriage sweet by publishing this and beg your readers to help me out. Thank you so much. 

62 comments:

  1. Recipe for KAYAN MATA

    6 cups of fresh Cow milk
    1kg of Sheabutter
    1 2ft long Koboko
    4 bulbs of Onion
    2 Glasses of Ruwa
    9 Table spoons of Gun powder


    Sorry, I can only remember the recipe can't remember the procedures I hope some else can help with that...


    In Other News... Happy Birthday NELSON MADIBA MANDELA!

    #InsomniaNights, just joking @poster!




    Nuff'Joke!

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    1. I appreciate ur effort ma. Tnx

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    2. QOC Reloaded10:25 AM

      Poster,na wa for u ooooooooooooo
      What effort were u apprciating and btw ace is a he.I gave u clean advice u said I mocked u,d person that mocked u is whom u are thanking now.na wa for mallam people

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  2. Queen Of The Coast. Reloaded4:00 AM

    Poster,this kayan na small pikin thing,u need to get an older person involved ooooo.hausa men like sweet sex no be small,u need a truck load of sex sweetners period.
    I like to think u are enlightened just like me,I am a very inteligent and sexy queen.now y would u want to to marry an hausa man who is obviously a muslim?these guys are pussy tasters and he will marry 4 more women who will be willing to please him sexually and those local babes ve aunties and granny's who will go to any lenght for them.
    My BBF anon otele mmiri mmiri am missing u ooooooo,pls come and yawn,I promise not to bash u nor tell anyone that ur mum stealing maimai shit.I love u anon buhahahahaha otele mmiri mmiri I just love it

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    1. Anonymous7:11 AM

      Lol

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    2. Anonymous8:57 AM

      Yawning ,farthing

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    3. Anonymous9:40 AM

      Queen, abeg no kill me for my mama oooooooooo
      Kikikiki very funny

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    4. Your reply is Notin but a jest dat I'd choose to ignore. If you can't help, u don't have to comment mockingly. My husband to be is nothern yes but only 6 years older Dan me. Tnx

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    5. QOC reloaded10:19 AM

      Poster,biko kwa no vex ooooo!I did not mock u biko everything I wrote u there is d truth
      Whether he is 200yrs older is not d point,he will marry more wives ni bcos their religion permits it.as for d sex thingy hausa men live and breathe sex and are always supplying their wives with aphrodisiac(s)they take d thing too naa.I did not mock u .
      Anon otele mmiri mmiri, where art thou?

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    6. That's my prayer for u too :). May the man u marry end up getting 10 other women pregnant. Since u r nt sensible enuf to kno dt sum tingz r beta left unsaid. You are Notin but a tout from Linda ikejis blog.

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    7. Anonymous10:24 AM

      Queen of the crazes otele mmiri mmiri right behind you with handcuffs to take you to yaba from there to aro and keep you @ uselu permanently!

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    8. Anon otele mmiri mmiri u haff come,where ve been naa?see omo mallam haff vex ooooo d next thing na to bring out dagger.anon otele mmiri mmiri wetin we go do bcos I nefer wan die oooooooooooooo

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    9. Anonymous10:37 AM

      @ rainl ignore queen of the crazes, it is the dripping of her otele dat is making her misyarn.

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    10. Anonymous10:39 AM

      Queen of the crazes I will take you to uselu n hide you there.

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    11. Uselu kwa!ok,when do we go?maybe u will finally tell me ur name.
      Anon otele mmiri mmiri I love u.

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    12. Aunty Eya,y did u delete my comment naa.u don start again ooo abi anon otele mmiri mmiri na you

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    13. Anonymous11:25 AM

      Queen of the crazes you are a clown, lee me free you. Byebye, but I will still continue to yawn n fart after you.

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    14. Anon otele mmiri mmiri pls don't free me ooooo omo mallam wan shook me dagger abeg I dey fear I ready to go uselu with u biko pls don't leave me crying and sweating seriously.pls too much farting is not good oooo before I do wa ike gi.I love u anon kisses

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    15. Anonymous11:54 AM

      Wow, u sound so ignorant queen of the coast.you are intelligent? With the way you type? I didn't get one sentence you jst posted. Is it your body she is taking to the northern guys house? If you have no advice move on.

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    16. Patience Ozokwor1:54 PM

      Anon11:54 pls stfu bitch!I know u are d poster and I ask y is ur body paining u?na person send u message.idiot

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    17. Fally werepe2:03 PM

      Raini abi anon 11:54 na wetin sef iyawo mola abi na aboki sef
      Leave our able queen alone u hear if not I go finish u

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    18. Mercy Johnson4:42 PM

      @poster,u have stepmum as in ur dad has other wives.okbye#

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  3. Anonymous5:44 AM

    I am also interested in the kayan mata and any info on where it can be bought in Lagos.

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  4. hi poster not dat am interested in ol ds things bt if u want some info check out my email. Or ask a.eya to link us

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    1. Anonymous9:48 AM

      What's your email pls?!

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    2. Please aunty Eya can you forward her email to me?

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  5. Anonymous9:13 AM

    Its nt smtin u can gt jst lyk dat so its beter u ask ur paternal aunties for advice&guidance.Goodluck.

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    1. What if dey hate me? What do I do in such a case?

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    2. Regina Askia2:07 PM

      Y won't they hate u?u obnoxious fool

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  6. Sigh, get an older person involved, doesn't have to be from your father's side. If anything, ask your groom-to-be; hausa men supply their wives with aphrodisiacs and use as well. Don't know the full recipe but its a millet porridge with honey, milk, dates and some herbs that they keep the identity of, close to their chest. Basically, sweets in the millet porridge. Even the so-called "chicken for sweet sex" - chicken is protein, gets the vagina really moist and makes sex enjoyable - hence why people would think you 'jazzed' your husband. LONG story short; enter market! Ask an hausa trader, they will tell you. ;)

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  7. and also, google "aphrodisiacs" and see normal food items you can eat that will get you revved up, things like ginseng, oysters (if you have money like that) etc...seriously, information is out there, ASK! and RESEARCH!

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  8. Poster what's ur location? I know someone in abuja that does kayan mata. Well the kayan mata I know isn't a recipe rather its various things in one package. They tell you and give you spices, perfume explain the use etc then also dirki, waxing, laili, tularie wuta etc.

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  9. My northern friend told me about this before I got married. I didn't see the need for it so I declined. Good luck with that. One of the menu is to eat one whole chicken (kaza) that would be prepared a certain way some weeks to the wedding then eat another one after the wedding that way your hubby will do whatever you ask him to do for you, there is another one for sweetness down there.... #nothanks.

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  10. Hello poster,
    Just to clarify, 'kayan mata' is not cooked per say, its a mixture or concoction of different herbs that have different uses. They all have one aim, to make you and your hubbys experience in the bedroom amazing. If you want the real traditional kayan mata, go to the market (assuming ur in the north nw) and ask hausa traders male or female fr were they sell kayan mata, u will be directed. If u wnt the more natural kayan mata, there are loads of homemade recipes tht I cnt get into right nw. But take loads of water melon. Or try blending water melon, add a tin of peak milk, dates and drink. ....

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  11. Anonymous1:04 PM

    (First time commenter) I feel this queen of d coast lady shud be totally banned 4rm this blog..and anytin dat bears her name...she's such a bitter person, no1 needs a soothsayer to tell she has a sad life..its only natural 4 a bitter person 2 derive joy in causing others pain..but she fails 2 understand dt her life will continue 2 be in a stand still if she keeps doin evil..karma is a bitch! And its on 2 U! Mrs AAA

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    1. Anonymous1:48 PM

      Madam anon,you are also talking out of bitterness too,first time commenter indeed.

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    2. Amechi Muonagor1:59 PM

      First time commenter) I feel this poster of kayan mata or raimi shud be totally banned 4rm this blog..and anytin dat bears her name...she's such a bitter person, no1 needs a soothsayer to tell she has a sad life..its only natural 4 a bitter person 2 derive joy in causing others pain..but she fails 2 understand dt her life will continue 2 be in a stand still if she keeps doin evil..karma is a bitch! And its on 2 U

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    3. Anonymous2:07 PM

      Ofcourse I'm talking out of bitterness! @least it is chanelled in the right direction..funny part is I hardly scroll 2 the comments part, few times I did, her name came up n she seemed unwanted...and 2day I saw 1st hand...how she takes her time 2 be mean...4 absolutely no reason!!! Wat kind of humanbeing is that?! It might seem like a joke 2 her...but she shud be smart enof 2 know that she might just be the only 1 laffing! Mrs AAA

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    4. Anonymous2:15 PM

      Ofcourse I'm talking out of bitterness! @least it is chanelled in the right direction..funny part is I hardly scroll 2 the comments part, few times I did, raini's name came up n she seemed unwanted...and 2day I saw 1st hand...how she takes her time 2 be mean...4 absolutely no reason!!! Wat kind of humanbeing is that?! It might seem like a joke 2 her...but she shud be smart enof 2 know that she might just be the only 1 laffing! MAA

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    5. Funke2:20 PM

      Both of una na anonymous.....so don't be calling a kettle black when ya own name na pot.
      Mrs AAA,pls get a grip.we ve been living with her since
      Yawns

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    6. Anonymous2:30 PM

      Oh My! It appears she has lots of supporters...like dey say...U cast out a demon and it returns with several others...a lot really has changed since I've been here...my apologies..sorry I singled U out madam...didn't know being mean was trending...okies! Madam Eya more grease 2 ur elbow..I can only imagine wat U have 2 deal with outside ur 'family' vision...Mrs AAA

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    7. mrs AAA,this is a blog its not that serious
      If u find her comment vulgar y don't skip it
      U guys are d real bullies and troublemakers .msewwwww

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    8. Anonymous5:50 PM

      Its not that serious abi? Tell that 2 d pp that come here with issues! Idiat! Anuofia! Monkey! Why u no skip d comment too?

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  12. Poster kayan mata isn't one particular food you cook, I know a lady that's a specialist in abuja and another in bauchi. It contains food to eat, herbs, spices, perfume etc also as a new amariya they will have to do waxing dirki etc. If you are interested u can contact me. But pls its not any hausa seller you can buy it from, some are into diabolical things.

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    1. I'm also interested...
      Can these be shipped out to another country? Please email me via this post. The moderator can give it to to you... Thanks again!
      Thanks.

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    2. Peace! I'm also interested, so please email me via this post.

      Can this be shipped out to another country? Does it have a long shelf life? I'm familiar with many herbs like this, but this seems like a complete package.
      Thanks for the info. ;)

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    3. Peace! I'm interested as well... please reach out to me via this post. Also, can tthese herbs be shipped out to another country? Or, have a long shelf life?
      Thanks!

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  13. Anonymous2:14 PM

    Hmmm pls meet d hausa's dey will help you wit it

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  14. Anonymous3:05 PM

    So with all these comments, no1 actually gave this lady d recipe to Wat she wants, instead na abuses and insults she get as recipe.Lesson to all of u that bring ur burden to blogs.

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    1. Anonymous4:40 PM

      Same thought here.

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  15. Anonymous4:04 PM

    Wen pple tlk abt kayan mata I laff, for a muslim its ok but 4 a christian its a big no no. That shit is highly DIABOLICAL na mallams the chant ontop the real ones any oda thing is fake.I hv 2 friends who afta drinking it were still shunned one wit a kid sef.

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    1. Iya Awero4:47 PM

      No mind am jare,she think say if she say she be half romania fear go catch us
      Madam repent

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  16. Anonymous4:07 PM

    WC NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME!MARRIED WOMEN BEHAVING LIKE KIDS. HMMM WELL ITS A FUN PLACE TO BE + THE LESSONS I LEARN HERE! QOC WELL DONE OH!ALWAYS COMING BACK AS VARIOUS NAMES AND DIFFERENT ANONYMOUS. U FUNNY SHA, BCOS YOU REALLY MADE ME LAUGH TODAY.

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  17. Anonymous6:58 PM

    If you are in lagos, heard Madam Dolphin prepares it well + heard its diabolic ooo

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  18. Anonymous8:05 PM

    Who be Madam Dolphin?

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  19. Anonymous8:44 PM

    I'm Hausa born and bred. My advice to you take planty water melon,other fruits,vegetables,exercise (very important for stamina) and in general live a healthy life. One sure aprhodisiac is musk-gets the juices flowing immediately,but to get the real deal hard ooh,sai a Dubai,a Dubai din ma sai da kyar! All the best dear

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  20. Chaii! I laughed my ass out today!QOC biko ogini bu otele mmiri mmiri?

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  21. Anonymous5:26 PM

    @debora Bala. Ps wats ur email. Am in abj n intrested in kayan mata

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  22. Anonymous2:40 AM

    A friend of mine bought it from kano and gave me some they are diff types of herbs n when I tried it Good Gracious Lord I really enjoyed myself with my partner! It's d best!

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  23. Anonymous3:52 AM

    If poster is still interested, check out devapetals on instagram.

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