Here Is My Embarrassing Hair Twist Out, No Thanks To You Myne

 my funny hair twist out
I have kept my short scanty hair to myself, and far away from my blog for a long time. I wanted to
never show pictures of my natural hair. Why should I? The reason we post on blogs is to effect the lives of our readers, we publish post that will entertain, inform and maybe, inspire some one out there.

Now with this hair, what is there to inspire some one? I prefer to leave it short because it's like the longer it gets, the thinner it gets. Please do not talk about using the right chemicals and all that, because, this my scanty hair is in the  genes.
Before I decided to go natural, I had searched unsuccessfully for hair relaxers that do not contain parabens. When I started getting the Idiopathic guttate hypomelanosis spots, I felt like my body is reacting to chemical over load: Chemicals from creams, soaps, processed foods, body sprays, conditioners and so on.

Going natural was my way of trying to reduce the amount of chemicals that go into my system. At least ,for the time I carry natural hair, the ones that penetrate through the head will have to wait.

Yesterday, I confessed to Myne how her twists inspired me to do mine. On Myne's blog, Romance Meets Life, I commented on what happened, when I tried to hide the not so good twist out from the public.

Well, I can still spill here... On Sunday morning, when I looked at my twist out in the mirror, I felt like they were not good enough for the church congregation to see and get distracted.  Wore a traditional skirt and top, tied my head with the other piece and set for church.
While the sermon was going on, a lady tapped me from behind, she whispered in my ear that the zipper on my tight skirt had bursted open. All eyes were open and ears listening to the preacher. There was no way I'd have walked out without a few worshippers catching a glimpse. I sat quietly, thought of how to manage the situation. Somehow my left  hand touched my head and I remembered the piece of cloth there.

Now the only savior is the cloth. What happens to the twists on my head? I untied my head and used the piece
of wrapper to tie round my waist. For the hair and whatever anyone would think, I kept a straight face. When the service ended, I walked out with a smile like nothing happened.

Back to my comment on Myne's blog; I told her not to ask to see the embarrassing copy cat braids o. When I went back to check for follow up comments, Myne had *asked nicely that I post the pictures. Lol!
Now, see me taking impromptu pics to post.  *covers face in shame*

22 comments:

  1. loooolz lmfao hehehehehehehehe hihihihihihi
    aunty Ojay u should av seen me laughing.
    Lolz but trust me to be gud wif ma words,I just pray Billie Jean does same.

    ~BONARIO~says so via NOKIA3310

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    1. Anonymous7:22 PM

      Bonario!u r here too?*suprise face*hahahahaha!na wa o!do u go online lookin 4 all d blogs?

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  2. Lol! It is not THAT bad Eya! I am not laffing at you. I am laffing with you!

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  3. lol... the twist is not bad naa.
    @lola might have something that can help you on her natural hair blog, you might want to contact her. *btw, @lola you must pay me for adverts o*

    thank God for the wrapper o my sistah, if not eh... chei!!! I no fit shout. lol

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  4. Anonymous1:14 PM

    Oh Lwnkm(laf will not kill me). Eya o, you are funny! By really, it's no that bad.
    As an aside though, ur eyebrows should come down small...

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    1. Anonymous2:50 AM

      My dear! I wan talk am but I dey find the most polite way, me no even notice anything with the hair, those eyebrows Aunty Eya is gangstiiii! Luv u still.. xoxo

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  5. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Na wa o for this tori sef...abeg na food I come find here no bi dis kain tori jorrr *rme*

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  6. Laughing...ahahahaa...ey-a. E pele you hear....kept a straight face huh?. You just got to see mine before you complain of yours o! My hair palaver don tire me! I simply go low cut but my kids continue to complain, so I plait puff puff with ribbons o jare and tie it when I go out...ahahaha.

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    1. lolll! @ "I plait puff puff with ribbons o jare and tie it when I go out" I like you jare

      www.spynaija.blogspot.com

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  7. LOL...Your hair looks so nice, why were you even complaining again? I agree with you too, the less chemicals the better.

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  8. Olaide5:50 PM

    U av d funniest drawn brow.... Buhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Sorry love. But I can help draw a better one, btw ur hair aint bad! Kisses

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    1. Anonymous2:51 AM

      Babes u brutal men!!! Chaiiii

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  9. I guess when you carry your natural hair for a while, it won't look scanty anymore.

    In the mean time, you can read my natural hair blog for ways to care for your natural hair. www.africanaturalistas.com

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  10. Anonymous7:40 AM

    Buhaahahahahahhah
    D brows Eya!!
    Buhahahahahahahahahaha......
    Dat distracted me from d hair!
    Babe wen u r trying 2 reach 4 d sky wif ur browPencil..pls come down 2 earth a lil bit!
    Buhahahahahahahah
    Ur brows shud hav a curved shape babe!!
    *choking wif lafta here*
    Oh Eya...
    Made my day!
    Bonario *Bb tongue out* lmao
    Billie jean

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    1. Anonymous3:46 PM

      lwtmb....billie jean, u no go kee me with laughter. Azzin ehn na only the brows i see sef. Very high something. Pls aunty Eya, this is 1980's way of drawing eyepencil...pls learn the 2013way. Trust me,u need it.

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  11. Eya!! Loll! It's not that bad now. The twist actually looks nice. By the time you keep trying you will get perfect at it. From this picture your hair doesn't look that scanty. Thank God you had a scarf ooo. Lol

    www.spynaija.blogspot.com

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  12. Pattoh1:31 PM

    Worefa*Funke Akindele*, u still look good jare, let those with hair attachments be d first to cast a stone. Eya! U don win them o!

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  13. The twist makes you look younger no doubt. But I just dont want to be tempted to try a short hair for now sha.

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  14. The hair isn't that bad nau. It looks like rough curls. I like it.

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  15. Anonymous3:43 PM

    Aunty, the hair is nice. The problem is with the brows. Am so sorry for saying this

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  16. Eya i need more food recipe oooo mostly Calabar or Awka ibom,and also its being long i prepared a meal hope i'll still be the chef in the kitchen. Everyone said they miss my meal including my dog but am scared and lazy cos they'll complain i cook for hours again if i start

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  17. Eyebrow of life....

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