Wednesday, November 07, 2012

25 Good Things Your Nigerian Church Can Do For You

  1. Provide snacks for Children Sunday School classes. This will help you save a little cash. Buying snacks by the church gate for kids before taking them to their classes? Shouldn't the offerings these kids give be used to make their classes more fun?  I used to frown at Birthday celebrations that take place in Children classes, but not any more. If not for these celebrations, there will be no form of entertainment for kids apart from singing, clapping and dancing.

  2. Stop telling little Kids who haven't started earning any income that not bringing offering is a sin. The parent's Tithe and offering covers them too. 

  3. Stop making members feel like God is some kind of magician who calculates the amount you give him and instantly makes you rich when you give big amounts. God is no magician, he works in mysterious ways. 

  4. Tell the congregation that God is interested first in you as a person. I am yet to see where God says that if you need a big car, you have to SOW  your property or a huge amount of cash to get it. Tell the people that he is not a God of  " The more you give the more you get" 

  5. Teach members that loud singing and clapping by 5am, Use of  microphones early in the morning and late at night in residential areas can be classified under noise pollution.

Why You Don't Need A Domestic Servant While Still Parenting

I read on a blog yesterday, how a house boy defiled a six year old girl left in his care while her parents were away at work. This post troubled me the whole day. Do you really need a domestic servant while still raising your kids?

No matter how hard you try to make them feel like family, Domestic helps don't accept you. They
Tuesday, November 06, 2012

The Ten Commandments Of Our Bathroom

English: Pedestal squat toilet
English: Pedestal squat toilet (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Decorative toilet seat
Decorative toilet seat (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
  1. If at first you don't succeed, KEEP FLUSHING! DON'T RUSH OUT!
    1. You must sit straight up. Bending forward is not permitted as it may splash toilet water on your bum. Bending forward may soil the whole place when you have a running stomach. Sitting straight sends it straight down and neat too.

  2. You must not talk while in there. Lips must
    remain sealed to enable you concentrate.

  3. Do not forget to spray the deodorant before leaving. Spraying more than once can be offensive and choking so one pufffff is enough.